oh, i knew it! i bloody well knew it!

I knew i shouldn't have taunted the universe with my cries of nailing a quasi-new years resolution...
And here i was thinking the universe didn't read my blog....
Well turns out she does.

Don't worry?
Have a kick to the ovaries (not literally, no babies here)
Worry about this, she says, MWHAHAHAHA! she cackles joyfully.
Universe, you are either a cruel mistress or you really enjoy a good ole larf (at watching other people sweat)
(namely me)

...I knew i shouldn't have taunted new year resolutions....
Soz universe, lets be mates ok?

I'll be good.